Coast to Coast

You Know You’re from Cape Cod when… — A list of funny stuff from a group on Facebook.
With over 50 items on the list—here’s the first thing on it:

…you know where Truro is

I actually get most of it!

Web 2.0 is full of faddish, trendy and cleverly constructed domain names. It’s practically a necessity to indicate you’re in the “cool club.” They favor words which tell you nothing about the site and make it as difficult as possible for you to get there.
Here’s some guy’s list…
And the ones I think are really [...]

The day every dad dreams of: Nathaniel just got his first credit card offer: Jet Blue American Express. They grow up so fast…

Tricks of the Trade
I get hooked on this stuff. It’s pretty useless but I love to hear insider secrets about practically anything.
Arggg… I just can’t stop myself… will I ever get my project done… TradeTricks.org

This comes just in time for Halloween: Jabberwocky Variation: Jabbercandy. If you want the original, I found it here: Jabberwocky and here are Jabberwocky Explanations and Origins. And here are More Jabberwocky Variations and Parodies. I told it to Nathaniel but he just wanted to throw my slippers over the bannister.

Every time there’s talk of a “‘Con “, there has to be a link to the Tron Costume Guy.

Wordspy.com offers this relevant “new word”:
unturkey n. A vegetarian substitute for turkey, particulary a turkey-shaped “bird” made with wheat gluten, soy, and other vegetarian ingredients. Go to full entry
I just like saying “Tofurkey” whenever we talk about these “Star Trek” foods because it sounds funny. And why do I call it a “Star Trek” food? [...]

Webster’s Dictionary adds ‘McJob’ defined as “low paying and dead-end work.” McDonalds is not McAmused or McHappy. Article at ABC News

Poor kid. I guess these parents got a low score on the Parenting Test.